Kara: We should open a donut shop.
Lisa: Yes! Here! People would love that. Like, “shit, it’s so-and-so’s birthday, I totes forgot. I’ll go down and get some donuts”.
Kara: Yeah! We can call it 2 Girls 2 Holes 2 Donuts.
Lisa: Uh, Kar…
Dr.: Kara, you’re back…
Kara: Yes. My ear hurts again. I think it’s another infection. I think I need antibiotics.
Dr.: Are you a doctor?
Dr.: Ok, let me look in your ear. Oh…well, see – that’s the problem.
Kara: What? An infection? I TOLD you.
Dr.: No. Wax.
Fake Mom: I wanted to see SALT but now I don’t.
Kara: I don’t either. I’m against Angelina Jolie.
Fake Mom: Me too, now that I heard about her giving an invitation to her premiere to that spy!
Fake Mom: I mean – why doesn’t she just go live in another country!
Kara: WHAT??? What are you talking about????????
Fake Mom: Well, I don’t know – but I heard something and it didn’t sound good!